I'm working on a knee-jerk liberal emulator. I figure if I get it right I can practice my debate skills without having to find a liberal to debate with. The idea is simple, program in a bunch of disparate liberal arguments that won't seem to have any relationship to the debate at hand, but that nevertheless, liberals have pulled out as their main counterpoints during a heated debate.
So far I have the following liberal retorts.
"You've been brainwashed to be a slave to the 1%."
"Why do you support American imperialism?"
"You are a religious nut."
"You hate poor people."
"You are selfish."
"Corporations aren't people but unions are."
"You support raping the environment."
"Your sources aren't credible."
"There are more experts who agree with what I believe than experts who agree with what you believe."
"You're a Neanderthal. "
"You are against progress."
"You are being judgmental."
"You aren't morally superior to anyone."
"I bet you favor waterboarding."
If you've got any more for me, put them in the comment section, along with suggestions for the voice to use with these arguments. I'm thinking Tweety Bird or Elmer Fudd.