Some notes from the campaign trail today, with an appropriate amount of snark. It's early, there are a lot of contenders and it turns out, snark and cynicism are easy. And a bit fun. There's plenty of snark to go around. I haven't decided on a horse to back, so don't take it personally if I offend your candidate of choice. There aren't enough Democrats in the race so I'm a little short on snark there. Not my fault - Hillary has frightened almost all comers away. Besides, my snark is Canadian snark - so snark light.
Bobby Jindal sounded off on Scott Walker's health care plan. Because, that's big news. Nothing like hitting someone at the bottom of the top tier to grab some headlines. Right?
On the lighter side, there was Marco Rubio's day, could a perfect spiral become a downward spiral? It's not a big deal, but it's not going to help him. Unless he wants to play for the
Redskins Native Americans.
The Washington Post held a pity party for Bernie Sanders and his run against big media outlets. Like..the...Washington...Post?
Is Rand Paul souring on Rand Paul? At least, is Rand Paul souring on Rand Paul for president? "Rand Paul endorses Rand Paul!" Rand Paul, Rand Paul, Rand Paul. Did I say Rand Paul enough? Somebody has to do it.
Rick Perry shared his true feelings on the band Metallica. It's about time he stopped ducking the issue.
Hillary Clinton doesn't think Black Lives Matter, changing hearts doesn't matter, only regulation matters. Stand back, there's an implosion in progress.
Mike Huckabee declared the West Bank is part of Israel. That solves that.
Rick Santorum...wait you're still reading? Alright, he attacked Ben Carson's medical research.
Ben Carson looks like he might win (Arizona).
Democrat Martin O'Malley poised to debate himself. He stands a good chance of winning too.
Donald Trump, the New York Times has officially declared him the devil. And Heidi Klum, declares him an idiot. Seems like a smart marketing ploy except if it were it would be obvious and therefore, not smart.
Carly Fiorina slipped up and praised some Muslims. Back in 2001. Is Michele Bachmann just jealous?