Is it just me or does this look like a bunch of nervous frat boys trying to explain why the broke the campus clock? Please post your respectable captions in the comments section (no vulgar posts please).
"Now, it looks like, we may have uh, inadvertently, uh, broken the, uh, campus clock. But let me make it clear, the clock was broken, uh, before we got here."
"We WILL have talks with moderate elements in the Taliban. Reports that the talks will be French led is a Republican rumor. They will be held in French but ... "
Ladies and gentlemen, l'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or... took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behaviour of... a few sick, perverted individuals. If you do...shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty... then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg. Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well... you can do what you want to us... but we won't sit here... and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!
Uh, what's with the seal guys, er uh, ah, that's not ah, what we agreed to um, can we...uh er, fix that...um er ah guys?
ReplyDelete"We WILL have talks with moderate elements in the Taliban. Reports that the talks will be French led is a Republican rumor. They will be held in French but ... "
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen, l'll be brief.
ReplyDeleteThe issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or...
took a few liberties with our female party guests.
We did.
But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behaviour of...
a few sick, perverted individuals.
If you do...shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?
And if the whole fraternity system is guilty...
then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?
I put it to you, Greg.
Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?
Well...
you can do what you want to us...
but we won't sit here...
and listen to you badmouth
the United States of America!
Yessir, we are, uh, the, uh, ones who, uh, broke the teleprompter.
ReplyDelete"and as of today - my cabinet is sporting clashing ties."
ReplyDeleteoh yea , these pansy honkies are kissing my but for a change!
ReplyDeleteOk,now this one I acn find words for...
ReplyDeleteIn a thought bubble above red tie..."Don't mention Rush,don't mention Rush,think Cantor"
In another thought bubble above orange tie..."damn,damn damn,nobody is smarter than us,are they?"
The 0..."We didn't break the clock or the economy...it's not our fault,it's not our fault, Rush did it!"
"I stand here today to announce an historic alliance between the Florida Gators and the Georgia Bulldogs."
ReplyDelete"The Front Boys"
ReplyDeleteGreat entries everyone! But based on sheer volume alone, I'd have to award the victory to High Plains Blogger (hpb).
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! No prize though, just bragging rights.