Caption Contest - post your captions

Is it just me or does this look like a bunch of nervous frat boys trying to explain why the broke the campus clock? Please post your respectable captions in the comments section (no vulgar posts please).

"Now, it looks like, we may have uh, inadvertently, uh, broken the, uh, campus clock. But let me make it clear, the clock was broken, uh, before we got here."