T.O.T.U.S. can't take it, attempts suicide

Fed up with the ineffectual Presidential squirming under the pressure of economic reality, the TOTUS tried to end it all.




No word on the condition of the teleprompter.

Refuting Obama with his own quotes

Granted, this is arguing semantics. But this quote from Obama, is too rich to pass up.

The reckless fiscal policies of the past have left us in a very deep hole, and digging our way out of it will take time, patience and some tough choices."

Well there's the problem in a nutshell - you can't dig your way out of a hole. Just like you can't spend yourself rich. Hello? Is anybody in the White House listening?

Maybe I should be talking to the Teleprompter (T.O.T.U.S.).