Via Urban Dictionary:
...believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. :
...believe the government will do a better job of spending the money they earn than they would. :
...believe Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. :
...are way too irresponsible to own a gun, and think that the local police are all they need to protect them from murderers and thieves. :
...believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. :
...believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. :
Those stupid liberals voted for pie in the sky again.