The 12 Months of Congress

On the 12th month of Congress, my Congress gave to me...

Twelve billion loaned to Chrysler,
One hundred forty bank closures,
Ten percent unemployment,
Nine thousand earmark omnibus,
Eight percent GOP ballot lead,
Seven hundred billion 'recovery' act,
Six years of Franken,
Five more Service Corps...
Four decades of Cap and Trade,
Thirty seven million on food stamps,
And Two thousand pages
Of a health care bill that nobody needs.